Actual Bullshit > Corporate Bullshit
We figured out early on that a bad day on the ranch is still better than a good day in the office -- and that became our motto out here,
"I'd rather deal with actual bullshit than that corporate bullshit."
Some pieces of ranch wisdom belong on a fence post. Others belong on a T-shirt.
And just being honest here, lots of animal manure makes this ranch's regenerative engine run.
We celebrate poop everyday here and the soil it fertilizes.
Merchandise is sold and fulfilled through our separate Printful store. Merch orders cannot be combined with meat, livestock, or other purchases from the Dos Lobos Ranch website.
So, are you Team Bull or Team Corporate?
THE BIG RANCH GOAL
Farmer Richard's Corporate Escape Fund
A bad day on the ranch is still better than a good day in the office. Help us make that a permanent arrangement.
Our audacious target is 70,000 T-shirts. Based on our rough estimate of the ranch's proceeds per shirt, that could cover the mortgage. Every shirt moves the tally forward; we'll update it by hand each week.
Shop Dos Lobos Ranch T-ShirtsThis is a fun sales goal, not a live financial calculation. Actual proceeds vary by item and order.
Pick Your Ranch Uniform
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T-Shirts
Ranch humor and livestock attitude for everyday wear.
Hats
Top off chores, market days, and feed-store runs.
Hoodies
For cold mornings, late chores, and pasture walks.
Mugs
Because livestock decisions require coffee.
Stickers
Actual Bullshit > Corporate Bullshit—say it without saying it.
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